some sp boooyys
i drew christophe as enjolras and i need a slap
i was gonna post all my doodles together but then i figured my blog needs to look artsy again to get rid of the walls of text so….blahblahblah
in other news christophe’s mam is a babe
sorry i havn’t posted much art recently! i’ll be posting a shit load today if that helps? :’D
kyle: an elf who is mocked for a) being short and b) being clumsy….also he’s just not in tune with elfy things and such. he’s a sucky elf but acts very high and mighty becausehe’s an elf. he’s a freaking beast with a sword though.
stan: a man who is shit at sword fighting and generally hates violence and is shunned and is always being kicked out of gondor for some reason or other. he’d rather be tending to his shrubs and trees than fighting but sauron takes a massive shit on his life as gigantic flaming eyes usually do.
cartman: a dwarve whose sick as a dog with diseases and basically sits on his arse for the whole battle and demands things. he finds a flock of baby dwarves who’ve lost their parents in the war and decides to raise them as his own private army specially equipped for terrorising the hobbit Butters who came to help rebuild the village. cartman falls in love with all his dwarve children and is generally a great dad i guess who no one cares because cartman sucks
butters: a hobbit who, after the huge ass battle goes on a pilgrimage around middle earth to help restore villages and settlements and find homes and such for all the orphaned kids. he also has a travelling bead and scarf store and he helps kids make pretty things for keeping nightmares away
kenny: man but with a trace of an elf bloodline, hence the immortality. he’s the freaking leader of the pack generally, head of the brigade and all that. he wears a black cloak and is usually identified by that and his freckle scarred face. he’s pretty deadly and kills viciously but…ya know…effectively.
wendy: an elf who bullies kyle relentlessly and is more inclined to read books and study history than use her elfy eyes or ears or general magicness. her weapon of choice is poisoned darts…she keeps that on the down low.
bebe: a party hard hobbit with a flare for experimental cooking. she’s been caught on numerous occasions in the fields stealing pumpkins and such. her family give her mock hearings to make her feel guilty enough not to do it again, which she laughs through. she runs away upon hearing rumours about the dangers coming their way cause she wants to help in some way. she manages to bump into butters along the way and for a while joins him in his pilgrimage.
craig: a wizard who is 10000000% done. he befriends a rabbit and names him clyde and he makes a nice little home under the ground where he and his new pet can pretend nothing is happening.
Anonymous: Youre alive! I think you already know how special your art is to me without me even saying it. Good luck on finals (im going through the same thing ugh)!
ah thank you so much anon ;w; <3
ah really? good luck with that then, lets do our best!
Anonymous: Where are you...? I have been checkng this tumblr every five minutes and im so scared you have died... Its arvy withdrawl
oh my god you cute thing
i last posted on….thursday? i think? IT’S NOT THAT LONG ANON…though i guess thats sufficient enough time to die in.
anyway sorry yes im back to the wasteland of essays. its end of year exams over here and im swomped so i havn’t had time to draw or paint or whatever, and im also moving back home for the summer so…..blurgh so much work for my lazy bones to do
am i spelling all this correctly? ya know after 3 2000 word essays words are starting to look like buzzing flies on the screen…
i think stan’s the kind of tough where he just doesn’t know it. he goes through his teenage years thinking he can’t really handle himself, could never really pack a punch or rescue anyone, and wendy and his dad kind of added fuel to it. wendy takes a lot of pleasure in denouncing his manliness and his dad thinks he’s a pussy. so he’s unaware of his own strength until someday he’s just packed a punch and he’s screaming ‘sorry sorry!’ to a very unconscious and very bloody guy on the floor.
im watching the 2009 star trek for the first time so that i can watch the new one and
due to the great pleasure i take in kyle’s discomfort one of my headcanon’s is that him and stan did it for the first time in a tent in the woods surrounded by the sounds of all their friends getting pissed and high, with kenny lying on the floor right next to the tent laughing hysterically and loudly